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Supafly

Retired Morgenmuffel
Bronze Member
I see, you're right. I think I would buy a Rolls Royce Phantom. Lots of headroom and space in the boot, and it's good for my voice
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I see, you're right. I think I would buy a Rolls Royce Phantom. Lots of headroom and space in the boot, and it's good for my voice
Freddy Mercury has some cars going to auction, I think there was a Roll's in the mix, but I forgot what model.
 

Supafly

Retired Morgenmuffel
Bronze Member
Freddy Mercury has some cars going to auction, I think there was a Roll's in the mix, but I forgot what model.
The stupid aspect would be I can't get a driver's licence due to a handicap, so it really would just be a car sitting there and get be driven around ;)
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
The stupid aspect would be I can't get a driver's licence due to a handicap, so it really would just be a car sitting there and get be driven around ;)
Well that's the PERFECT reason to buy a celebrity car, or an exotic super car. You aren't supposed to drive them. Win, win for you, and your investment!
 
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The Yak

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
Back when I was still employable, I was working tech support for Skank of America and there was an engineer who was a bit socially awkward. The type who tries a little too hard to be liked. Not a bad guy certainly. I'm sure you know the type. Anyway, one day he went to lunch and forgot to lock his laptop. An egregious error in IT so I changed his Jabber status to red to signify Do Not Disturb and read "Severe Diarrhea". Management expressed concern about his status so we know they saw it. When he got back from lunch and took in the situation, he had a panic attack and vomited on another person. I feel badly about that. As recall though he was on the heavy side so that makes it less sad. I feel badly writing that.

THC edibles taste like happy!!
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
I don't know which country this is from, but I do know Pascals Sub Sluts is Euro... At any rate THIS is exactly what I think of when I think of German porn. 😍🔥
🫦 @Supafly

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The Yak

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
Premature ejaculation is not funny despite what the prostitute I was with this afternoon would have you believe.
 

Supafly

Retired Morgenmuffel
Bronze Member
'Tis alright, my auntie told me it was just a unfortunate cough that happened right then.

She also told me you have a beautiful dick
 

The Yak

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
Nobody listens to me when I order something be seized from a local art museum. People are dicks.
 

Supafly

Retired Morgenmuffel
Bronze Member
I think I am through with enjoying watching The Big Bang Theory
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Sometimes you have to grab shit and shake. Shake that shit up. Saying yes like Mike Tyson is fucking funny. "Yeth!"

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The Yak

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
I am having some kind of panic attack with accompanying diarrhea and hallucinations involving Mother Teresa and a ski lift.

For whatever reason (drugs), it struck me this evening that the users who work here are probably applying to other jobs and trying to get away. For us, this is something we do for free. I don't want to overstate things but let's not downplay it either. I've been here since 2007. Think of how much your lives have changed since 2007. If this site went out of business and was gone that would be weird for awhile. This must be what people who form human connections feel about bars and and places where they gather. It's a community they're a part of. That must be why they whined about COVID lockdowns so much.
 

The Yak

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
Dams worldwide are at risk of catastrophic failure. That is something the dams and I have in common.
 
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